my mind palace
scottthepilgrim:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

jerk off your fork so it can give you spinnies

scottthepilgrim:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

jerk off your fork so it can give you spinnies

verticaliciouss:

preach

verticaliciouss:

preach

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

abrightmoon:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible
  • are you proud of that

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

p0is0nivyy:

Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep. ✨

p0is0nivyy:

Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep. ✨

puppybrateren:


Pichu got her own Levi-cosplay.

puppybrateren:

Pichu got her own Levi-cosplay.